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Twanglish Lesson: Give

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

One would be forgiven if they looked at the title of today’s Twanglish Lesson and thought we were talking about that seemingly unending Southern capacity for generosity. Alas, that’s not the kind of giving we’re studying today.

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Twanglish Lesson: Supper vs. Dinner

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the official Southern language. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson highlights a noticeable generation gap among Southerners. In fact, no one over 50 in the South has ever eaten lunch a day in their life…

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Twanglish Lesson: (Talkin’ and Actin’) Ugly

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to the finer points of the official Southern language. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson is a sober reminder of those days of long ago, a time when we were younger, firmer, shorter and had more hair. And it continues our ill-conceived, de facto theme of Cussin’ Week…

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Twanglish Lesson: Kindly

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Southern Language. Remember it’s not English; It’s Twanglish.

Whether pointing out the general direction of the UFO or describing the odorous similarity between a neighbor’s puppy mill and the family hog farm, today’s Twanglish Lesson brings that simile to non-specific life:

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Twanglish Lesson: Slap Out

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Southern language. Remember: it’s not English. It’s Twanglish.

The fun part of today’s Twanglish Lesson is that it’s not only a fairly common Southern phrase, but also a very uncommon place name.

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Twanglish Lesson: Hosepipe

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Southern language. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson was suggested by RSM reader Garrett Doss, who has found himself the object of ridicule for using this term.

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