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Twanglish Lesson: Old Timer’s

Twanglish Lessons is your semi-unregularly posted guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember: it’s not English; it’s Twanglish. Twanglish Lessons is back!

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Declare Your Independence with this DIY Mini Smoker

Recently, RSM David Reber took on a very cool project: converting a stock pot and a Weber Smokey Joe grill into a mini-Weber Smokey Mountain smoker. Now you can learn from his experience.

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Twanglish Lesson: Tump (Featuring a Monkee!)

Twanglish Lessons is your official guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

This week’s Twanglish Lesson is more controversial than we would have thought. Controversial because not everyone in the South has heard it.

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Real Southern Rules: Playing Hurt

Southern men are notorious for playing hurt. What’s a half sawn-off thumb, a dangling ear or a broken leg to keep a man from doing what he needs to do?

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Twanglish Lesson: Tetch’d

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to the mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson is about one of those “bless your heart” moments in life.

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Twanglish Lesson: Tennie Shoes

These days, kids wear running shoes, trail shoes, skate shoes, cross-trainers and those weird monkey-toe glove thingies that look like an error in evolution.

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Twanglish Lesson: Drawers

Twanglish Lessons is your guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember: it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson is not about the slide-out compartments in one’s bedroom dresser. It’s about the unmentionables one keeps inside.

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Twanglish Lesson: Get Beside

Twanglish Lessons is your guide to the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

If asked to name their top ten Twanglish phrases, this would likely make not one Real Southern Man’s list.

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Twanglish Lesson: Spell

Twanglish Lessons is your guide to the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

We’ve all heard about the kind of spell that a witch or wizard might cast on someone to say, turn them into a toad or make them go see a Michael Bay film. But we Southerners have our own types of spells: one good, one bad.

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Round 2 of the Sweets Showdown: Commence to Votin’!

The time has come for Round 2 of the Southern Sweets Showdown. You can feel the excitement, can’t you? It’s like the jittery kind of high one gets from downing a dozen Krispy Kremes and chasing them with sweet tea.

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