Tag Archives: Southern Man

A Real Southern Man Never Quits: A Confession

It’s Friday. Very few people will read this website today. That’s what our statistics tell us.

I can tell you that there have been 190 posts on this site since we started on April 9. Of those, I’ve written about 165. But why do I do it?

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Twanglish Lesson: Healthy

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson yet again proves that real Southerners have a highly refined sense of irony.

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Your Turn: How Are You a Real Southerner?

Okay, for several months now we’ve been on here telling you what a Real Southern Man is and how to be one. We think one thing that defines real Southerness is the willingness to give something back. Somebody makes you a batch of biscuits, you cook them up a mess of collards. That’s just how […]

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Twanglish Lesson: Squar’ Up

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson was a bit of a revelation tot his Real Southern Man when I first heard it.

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Twanglish Lesson: Near ‘Bout

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson is about those times when we fall just short of the mark or come up short of our destination.

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Be a Real Southern Man #8

Welcome to your virtual manual for becoming a Real Southern Man.

Today’s how-to tip is going to separate the Real Southern Men from the little Southern boys – an activity we all wanted to do as children. Somewhere along the way, though, many of us lose our sense of adventure…

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B. Ivey, Real Southern Dad: Dust a Shelf

Yesterday, we made our case for why F-bombs are for Yankees and laid down some cussing rules in the process. Today, Billy Ivey completely ignores that advice.

“I started trying to hang the shelf at around 3PM. One shelf. One, single utility closet shelf. Six feet long. 16 inches deep.”

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Be a Real Southerner: Read our Weekly Round-Up

It was a pretty busy week here on Real Southern Men. And with a busy week, there’s always a chance y’all missed something. Here’s you chance to slow down, grab a sweet tea and catch up on some real Southern goodness…

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BBQ, Burgers and the Road

In his first post for RSM, Adam Caperton gives some priceless advice on how to pick the best barbeque and burgers. You might want to bring your own mayo…and some hand sanitizer.

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The Best (of) Real Southern Men

Here’s an amazing fact, at least to us: we’ve published more than 120 posts in just two short months of existence here at RSM. That’s an average of about two posts per day. And there are a ton of other content ideas that we haven’t even touched, yet.

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