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Twanglish Lesson: Futbaw

Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

If you’re offended by discussions of religion, you’ll want to avoid today’s Twanglish Lesson, because this one is all about one of the great religions of the South.

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Be a Real Southern Man #7

Welcome to your virtual manual for becoming a Real Southern Man.

Today’s how-to tip is a little tricky, because it requires talking your way into an elite, powerful group. No, we’re not talking about the Shriners. (Although, all RSM have secretly harbored a desire to dress up like clowns and drive tiny cars in a parade … for the sake of the children.

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