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Twanglish Lesson: Tennie Shoes

These days, kids wear running shoes, trail shoes, skate shoes, cross-trainers and those weird monkey-toe glove thingies that look like an error in evolution.

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Twanglish Lesson: Drawers

Twanglish Lessons is your guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember: it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson is not about the slide-out compartments in one’s bedroom dresser. It’s about the unmentionables one keeps inside.

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Twanglish Trumps QWERTY

The QWERTY keyboard has outlived its usefulness, and we think Twanglish can make it better. “Of course it can, ” you say. “Twanglish makes everything better.” But how? First, let’s look at the problem.

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The Best of RSM: Southern Cussemisms

First of all, apologies for the lack of posts over the last two days. It’s been a busy time for all of our contributors. I’d like to say the distractions involved defending a young lady’s honor, a four-barrel carburetor or a quality batch of home brew, but that just isn’t the case. (However, it did […]

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Twanglish Lesson: Get Beside

Twanglish Lessons is your guide to the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

If asked to name their top ten Twanglish phrases, this would likely make not one Real Southern Man’s list.

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Twanglish Lesson: Spell

Twanglish Lessons is your guide to the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

We’ve all heard about the kind of spell that a witch or wizard might cast on someone to say, turn them into a toad or make them go see a Michael Bay film. But we Southerners have our own types of spells: one good, one bad.

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Twanglish Lesson: Otter, Awta & Orta

Twanglish Lessons is your semi-irregular guide to the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Today’s Twanglish Lesson sounds a bit like a children’s book title in the making.

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Twanglish Lesson: Dawg

Twanglish Lessons is your (sometimes) bi-weekly guide to the ins and outs of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Well, I’ll be dawg! Twanglish Lessons are back from a two-month hiatus!

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Twanglish Lesson: Buhtayduh

After a little break to make room for the early pairings in the Southern Sweets Showdown, Twanglish Lessons is back! Or are back. Or sump’m.

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Twanglish Lesson: Kilt

Twanglish Lessons is your guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

Many Real Southern Men can trace their heritage back to the Highlands, present company included. But the fact remains: Real Southern Men don’t wear skirts.

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