First of all, apologies for the lack of posts over the last two days. It’s been a busy time for all of our contributors. I’d like to say the distractions involved defending a young lady’s honor, a four-barrel carburetor or a quality batch of home brew, but that just isn’t the case. (However, it did […]
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Twanglish Lesson: Dawg
January 17, 2012 
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Twanglish Lessons is your (sometimes) bi-weekly guide to the ins and outs of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Well, I’ll be dawg! Twanglish Lessons are back from a two-month hiatus!
Read more Twanglish Lesson: Buhtayduh
November 16, 2011 4 Comments
After a little break to make room for the early pairings in the Southern Sweets Showdown, Twanglish Lessons is back! Or are back. Or sump’m.
Read more Twanglish Lesson: Kilt
September 28, 2011 4 Comments
Twanglish Lessons is your guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Many Real Southern Men can trace their heritage back to the Highlands, present company included. But the fact remains: Real Southern Men don’t wear skirts.
Read more Be a Real Southern Man #6 – Tick off PETA
September 26, 2011 2 Comments
Welcome to your virtual manual for becoming a Real Southern Man.
Today’s how-to tip is sure to cause some controversy. Or maybe not. Depends on whom you ask. Although, with the way our readership has been dwindling lately, we could use a little bit of a scandal.
Read more Twanglish Lesson: Idee
September 20, 2011 6 Comments
Twanglish Lessons is your guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Today’s Twanglish Lesson comes from a place of desperation. It’s tough to keep coming up with new ones to write.
Read more Twanglish Lesson: Finna
September 15, 2011 2 Comments
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Today’s Twanglish Lesson is almost like meta-Twanglish: a Twanglish word that is a lazier, slurred, contracted version of another Twanglish term.
Read more Twanglish Lesson: Directly
September 13, 2011 5 Comments
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Today’s Twanglish Lesson is a matter of time.
Read more Twanglish Lesson: Once’t (or however you spell it)
September 9, 2011 4 Comments
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Every so often you come across a Twanglish word that you have no idea how to spell.
Read more Twanglish Lesson: Tar
September 6, 2011 0 Comments
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Sometimes it’s not easy coming up with new Twanglish Lessons. The homogenized TV-speak that has infected most of our speech since early childhood has a way of blocking out the best Twanglish phrases in your memory.
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