We started with 68 Southern Sweets, but when it came down to the final two, it was really no contest. Sweet Tea, that ultimate Southern drink, handily defeated Nanner Puddin’, garnering more than 81% of the vote. It’s no wonder that drinking the sugary nectar of Southern gods is one of the steps in our […]
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Twanglish Lesson: Drawers
Twanglish Lessons is your guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember: it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Today’s Twanglish Lesson is not about the slide-out compartments in one’s bedroom dresser. It’s about the unmentionables one keeps inside.
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Twanglish Lesson: Get Beside
Twanglish Lessons is your guide to the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
If asked to name their top ten Twanglish phrases, this would likely make not one Real Southern Man’s list.
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Help Us Decide: 10 Steps to Real Southerness
Let’s face it, this country is plagued with an epidemic of non-Southernness. We could sit back and complain about it, or we could change things. Being that Real Southern Men are men of action, we choose the latter.
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Uncommon Decency and the Southern Man
When you create, you expect critics. And in the wide open world of the internet, with its promise of faceless anonymity, the critics are harsher than ever. We knew that full well before starting this site.
Read moreYour Invitation to Thanksgiving in the RSM Clubhouse
You are cordially invited to the imaginary RSM clubhouse, where the leaves are always golden, the breezes cool, your college is always winning on the gridiron, and the air smells continuously of a veritable feast. We invite you to share with the RSM world what you will be bringing to the table.
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Southern Sweets Showdown Round 1: #8 Fried Apple Pie vs. #9 Lemon Icebox Pie
Round One of the Southern Sweets Showdown rolls on with match-ups between the eight and nine seeds.
Next up, from the Pies, Cobblers & Dumplings Region, we have the 8-seed Fried Apple Pie facing off with the 9-seed Lemon Ice Box Pie.
Read moreSouthern Sweets Showdown: Download your bracket now!
It’s finally here: the downloadable Southern Sweets Showdown bracket. Click the image below, download the bracket from the image page and start making your picks. From there, what you do is up to you.
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It’s the First Annual Southern Sweets Showdown!
Some months ago, we mentioned that we’d be doing a new series of posts here on RSM called the “Southern Sweets Showdown.” Well, a little thing called Life happened, and we didn’t get around to posting it … until now.
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Twanglish Lesson: Kilt
Twanglish Lessons is your guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.
Many Real Southern Men can trace their heritage back to the Highlands, present company included. But the fact remains: Real Southern Men don’t wear skirts.
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April 30, 2012 





