Real Southern Tweets

• To paraphrase a tweet I saw this week, you know it was a tough week when an Elvis impersonator trying to kill the prez isn't the top story. 1 month ago
• I'd like to see the police telling Southerners to "shelter in place." If you mean on the front porch with a shotgun, maybe. 1 month ago
• Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by the bombings in Boston. Pray, y'all. 1 month ago