September 8, 2012 
Our first week of football picks saw mixed results … unless your name is Jerrod Brown. Jerrod was unblemished in his picks last week. Can he keep it up again this week? Let’s see …Eastern Carolina at South Carolina
North Carolina at Wake Forest
Florida at Texas A&M
Washington at LSU
Georgia at Missouri
Vanderbilt at Northwestern
Memphis at Arkansas State
Penn State at Virginia
Ball State at Clemson
Western Kentucky at Bama
UTEP at Ole Miss
So Car
Unc
UF
LSU
UGA
Vandy
Ark St
Penn St
Clemson
Bama
Ole Miss
Pat works on his signature line of paint-by-numbers sets.
So Car 35
Even though I LOL every time hear “ECU’ cause it sounds like “I see you.”, I’m gonna pick that dirty sounding team again.
UNC 40
Wake 28
I’m afraid of demons. I don’t care if they’re deacons are not. I don’t want them to win!
UF 35
A&M 28
No way the football gods let those ignorant, billboard renting fools from College Station win an SEC game this season.
Wash 31
LSU 42
My beloved Baylor Bears played Washington in last year’s Unlimited Offense Bowl. The Huskies can score.
UGA 31
Missouri 20
While I don’t hold as much animosity towards Mizzou as I do towards A&M, they’re still dead to me and I will be praying
Vandy 35
Northwestern 20
I’m basing this prediction on nothing in particular.
Memphis 31
Ark St 30
This is my upset of the week. I was listening to an Elvis tune when I opened Wayne’s message and saw Memphis in this week’s picks.
Penn St ?
UVA ?
Thinking about Penn State depresses me. Do we really have to pick this one? I’m calling an audible.
Ball St 20
Clemson 38
I’m gonna resist the urge to make a joke about a state inhabited by balls.
WKU 7
Bama 42
This is the score by the end of the 1st quarter, btw.
UTEP 31
Ole Miss 28
Miners kick a late FG to pull off the upset. El Paso will go crazy. During the riots, the border will break open. Drug lords will overtake the U.S. We will all die. Soccer will take the place of football. Thanks a lot Ole Miss!
Baylor 100
Off 0
I resent the fact that RSM doesn’t feel like Baylor should be included because their oponent this week is “Off”. If there is anything we do well at Baylor, it is beat Off!
RSM Wayne Franklin as the world’s lamest pirate
South Carolina
North Carolina
Florida
LSU
UGA
Vanderbilt
Arkansas St.
Penn State
Clemson
Bama
Ole Miss
Author Info
OK Bama fan, move over and make room. AU is going to win this weekend, anywho. Agreed about Wake’s folks hittin’ the books–hysterical!
…NC people call ECU “Easy U.”
Two Bama grads picked Auburn last week. We were kicking ourselves by about the second quarter.