Today’s Twanglish Lesson highlights a noticeable generation gap among Southerners. Those of us under fifty, especially if we’ve lived in a medium-sized or large city, have our own opinion about these words. Our elders think differently. And we’re sure that no small amount of confusion, no paltry sum of family feuds have begun because of a younger person showing up too late or their parents showing up too early for a planned meal.
So it’s time to set the record straight on the “real” Twanglish meanings of these words. And by real, we means the ones that have been around since long before most of us were born:
Dinner -noun 1. The midday meal:
Y’all ought to come over to the church for our dinner on the grounds.
-adjective 1. of or relating to the midday meal:
When do you get your dinner break from the Walmarts?
Supper -noun 1. The evening meal, as distinct from dinner:
Momma, I done kilt a possum for supper tonight!
-adjective 1. of or pertaining to the evening meal:
Cracker Barrel must be run by Yankees, because they gave me a dinner menu at supper time.
No one over 50 in the South has ever eaten lunch a day in their life. They eat dinner. And what we relative youngsters sometimes call dinner is just plain supper to them. It’s not the older generations’ fault. As with diminishing Southern accents, we here at RSM blame the mass media. If you grow up hearing Big Bird, Captain Kangaroo or some bratty Disney Channel starlet calling the midday meal lunch and the evening meal dinner, you’re probably going to emulate them.
Your goal today is to kick it old school, verbally speaking. Invite your co-workers to a nice dinner. Take your spouse out to supper. And be sure you know what your parents mean when they invite you over for dinner this weekend. Finding an hours-old rack of ribs and a cold pot of greens isn’t nearly as bad as facing the mother who cooked them.
See, who says blogs can’t be helpful? A family save is a family earned … or something platitudinal like that.